It's hump day!
Half way through the work week for those of you doing the 9 to 5. With droughts and wildfires and melting glaciers I think we need to take a good green look at ourselves. Check me out in a few days for my blog on how each of us can help to heal mother earth.

Today I want to talk about a party I went to over the weekend. It was a girls night only party, organized by some sassy 30 something women. It was a great idea and the turn out was very good, however the execution was horrible.

Since I simply adore planning events and have thought about hosting a few of these naughty parties myself, I have a few things to say.

I think it is a good idea to add variety to your monogamous relationship. Whatever works for you is your business. I do believe however that there are definite parameters between what is sexy, fun and sensual and what is vulgar. I gotta little freak in me, so if I think it is vulgar you can bet it is. Ladies please, don't accept anything in the name of being sexy.

If you are 2 to 4 hundred pounds, you really shouldn't wear something skimpy. Men are extremely visual and unless they are really in to rolls and cellulite.....well, you may get disappointed. Now there is sensual lingerie available for the plus size woman ( I ain't hatin' cause in the past 10 years I have turned in to one) but show off your best assets and keep the rest of them covered. Even for you skinny bitches, its cool to leave something for the imagination. Remember soft lighting makes everything look better.

If you are going to purchase toys, yes toys. Unless you have been in the adult film business, don't buy something that looks like a horse! I might add that these things are to keep you sated when your man isn't in the mood, or to help him get in the mood if he's one that likes to watch. Your toy should NOT become your companion. Even if you are single! They can become addictive if you allow it.

Edibles are fun. Lotions, lubricating gels and the such, but you must be clean. Wash before and AFTER if you don't plan on purchasing monistat a day or so later. And it is never okay at the parties to use the same application on all the participants to sample. That's just nasty and one of our hostesses offended this way at the party I attended over the weekend. YUK!

If you are going to host one of these parties for your friends, or charge a fee for extra talent and instructions.....and you sell tickets and send out fliers about all the food and beverages you can eat and drink.....Try catering unless you are a chef or you know you can burn in the kitchen. Make sure your closest friends and family think you can burn in the kitchen too...it just can't be your opinion. I suggest catering, make your guests or patrons excited about attending another one of your functions.

Make sure as the hostess you are ready, set up and greeting your guests at the scheduled time. I have offended with this plenty of times and its so unattractive, not to mention rude. I'm working on that though. Even if it is your girl friends, treat it like your job. If you were hosting an event for your boss, he/she wouldn't allow you to run an hour or two behind so don't do it to the people you love or are taking money from.

Lastly, if you decide to have some male talent available for a little extra fun. Keep it sexy and not raunchy. Make sure you have a discussion with the talent to set your expectations and what is and is not permissible. Unless you are a swinger or a voyeur (which most in attendance won't be) nobody wants to look at someone simulate sex on another woman or have is member in their face, no matter how delectable it may be. Now that is vulgar.

The purpose of these parties is for the ladies who are more adventurous to help those who are more timid to come out of their shells and explore their sexuality. We will never get what we want out of our men if we don't know what we like. It is always good to share tips and secrets about how to get the most pleasure out of your love making, but please don't describe the intimate details of your partners genitalia etc.
If you do, don't be surprised if one of the ladies is giving your guy the goo goo eyes the next time she is over for tea.

Finally, making love is the ultimate gift one can give to another and it is a spiritually binding connection. I know the world might want you to believe that its just animal attraction... But there isn't a woman alive who in her quiet moments, doesn't think about the men she has bedded and wished she had not slept with at least one of them on her short or long list, because he wasn't worthy.


That's melavision. What's yours?